Types of Facebook Users

Wael Alhathal Dustin Hopkins English A100 13 December 2012 What type of Facebook-er are you? Living in the 21st century, Facebook has pretty much taking all over our world. We have reached a point where we believe that if you do not have a Facebook, then you do not have a life. About hundreds of spate join Facebook every day, making it one of the well-nigh visited websites in the world, with about 585 million active members. 585 millionYou might think that this is too much, however in fact, there are actually four main categories of Facebook users in the worldannoying-Facebook-girl, the Simon-Cowell, the attention-seeking-whore, and the Im-too-cool-for-Facebook. Each and every user in these categories specializes in a point way of participating on Facebook a way of updating their statuses, how they comment, how many pictures they upload every day, and how often they spend their time on Facebook. If you have an annoying-Facebook-girl on your friends list, deactivate your account right nowThe main feature of the annoying-Facebook-girl, other than being just plain obnoxious, is the gift to update her status every some hours with crap no one really cares about. Her name will blow up on your news feed in a matter of seconds. The most common words used in their statuses are OMG or OH EM GEE They tend to upload not just a single photo, but albums of crappy pictures in a day. A typical annoying-facebook-girl would upload an album with 200 or more pictures titled Mcdonaldz wd my Bffz